Oh Dawn, Not on Christmas

When oh when is our Whitney going to learn?

I hear that it's all a misunderstanding. When Bobby told Whitney he was going to "beat her ass," he was referring to a friendly game of Name that Toot Tune. Honest.

As they drove away, the song "You Make Me Feel (Like a Natural Woman)" blared on the stereo as Houston sang along and Brown kissed her bruised cheek.

Sweet.