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Long Story Short

Got hypnotized on Friday to quit smoking.

Doc says not to drink for 2 weeks to help alleviate triggers. Two weeks sounds a bit extreme, so I decided I wouldn't drink till WYSIWYG, and may make an exception for Broadway Bares ... it's for charity after all.

Since I'm not drinking, I figured what the hell, might as well do South Beach too.

Woke up with pink eye this morning. Conjunctivebiteme. At least it's not as bad as this.

So ... no sugars, no vodka, no potato chips, no smokes, and if I close my burning eye for more than ten minutes, I get a nice little crunchy crust around it.

How was your Monday?

But I do now have some cute eye drops and a fetching new haircut. It's better to look good than feel good. Right?