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Now I Lay Me ...

Dear Deity,

Should you decide to take me in my sleep tonight, could I please come back as one of the dance belts worn by the boys in Movin' Out?

You sure do make some nice buttocks. But what kind of cruel joke is it to put them on straight men? Straight men who dance for a living?

You're a funny one, Big D.

All the best,