Because She Said So

I guess Jodi holds a grudge. Who knew? I've been tagged and have dutifully compiled my lists. Enjoy.

7 things I plan to do before I die:
1) Become a SCUBA instructor
2) Get out of bed when I wake up, instead of saying “10 more minutes.”
3) Write a proper short story.
4) Make a habit of sending postcards.
5) Force feed Prozac to Tom Cruise.
6) Finish a triathlon.
7) Be content.

7 things I can do:
1) Spend more money than I make.
2) Worry about things I can’t control.
3) Procrastinate.
4) Kill houseplants without even trying.
5) Make (and consume) a delicious martini, or nine.
6) Run a marathon, but never as fast I think I should.
7) Make myself giggle over the stupidest things.

7 things I cannot do:
1) Watch when I have my blood drawn.
2) Suffer fools gladly.
3) Finish Middlemarch (but I’ll keep trying … got through a Faulker this summer so nothing’s impossible)
4) Fly coach.
5) Understand why people choose to stop just outside a doorway or at the bottom (or top) of escalators to get their bearings/check maps/alert the public to their stupidity.
6) Scat porn.
7) Give a rat’s ass about Angelina Jolie.

7 things that attract me to the opposite sex (I guess we 'gentlemen who listen well' are supposed to homo this up and make it the same sex?):
1) Unobtainability.
2) Talent.
3) The vein that runs across a bicep and down a forearm.
4) The ability to make me laugh.
5) A work permit.
6) Patience.
7) An evil grin.

7 things that I say most often:
1) Just the one.
2) Are you fucking kidding me?
3) Vodka soda, please.
4) Yes, a double.
5. Tell me a story.
6) 10 more minutes.
7) I miss you.

7 celebrity crushes:
1) Mary Louise Parker
2) Brandon Flowers
3) Sherie Rene Scott
4) Peter Krause
5) Bradley Cooper
6) Davina McCall
7) Dermot O'Leary

7 people I want to do this (Standard disclaimer that anyone not on the list who'd like to play is invited, and no one I've tagged should feel obligated. However, if you don't play it means you're a big poopy-pants and you need to go to a Scientology course to clear whatever high-fallutin' i-don't-meme issues you might be harboring)
1) PaTCH
2) Crisafer
3) Glenn
4) Zenchick
5) Mark
6) Crash
7) MzOuiser