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Enjoying a quiet Saturday evening at home (and thinking I need to go to a WWA* meeting), I closed the microwave door and the entire kitchen immediately lit up like someone had fired up an arc welder.

I stood there for what seemed a long time, waiting for the pain of the burn to travel to my brain. Then I heard the thunder.

What are the odds that lightning would strike just as I closed the microwave?

* West Wingers Anonymous. Why can't I put a DVD to watch "just the one" episode and now ... halfway through a season ... oh wait, CJ's being clever again. Why didn't I watch this on prime time when it originally aired?