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BBC News has been oh so informative this morning.

1. Guitar sales are at an all-time high.

2. Spring's coming early. Could be global warming. (Does that mean it's going to be a short autumn/winter?)

3. A policeman was found guilty of reckless driving, after being clocked at over 150 mph. The judge levied no fine or sentence, saying the 2+ years of investigation have been punishment enough.

4. People are getting fatter. The anchor asks the expert (LIVE from Plymouth), "Why do you think more children are becoming obese?" Um, eating too much and not exercising? "Parents don't seem to be aware of their obese children."

Maybe it's because they're drinking too much Coke and playing too much Grand Theft Auto?