Pipe Down

Dear Billie Piper,

I am most dismayed to have just read you've given up your dream of winning an Oscar.

Darling, you're still young! There is always time to get some education and technical training ... an "Achievement in Sound Editing" award could easily be yours.

Don't give up your dream, Billie. We ache to see you on the other side of the camera.

With much concern,

Uncle Bob