Things I Know on a Thursday

All right then. I've snuck away from the Big Blogger house to make a few non-BB related observations.

Sir David Beckham? Seriously?

Isn't Maddie's mom old enough to be Jean-Benet? I'm just sayin' ...

My week-by-week one-to-one teaching contract has been picked up. I'm getting paid to talk to people who think I'm amusing and edumacational. Couldja just die? I could just die.

Hollyoaks is better than Big Brother. Discuss.

Two new short stories, polished and ready for submission in the next 14 weeks. No fooling around.