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metro I'm not sure what the Metro (that bastion on journalistic integrity) is trying to say today ...

a) Is Simon Cowell gay and in need of a cure?


b) Is Simon Cowell the cure for homosexuality?

In what could be related news, the same paper reports that Britain is running out of cocks.

We did not use the Metro as a teaching resource today.