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At first we thought a homeless man walked into the pub.

Then we realized that below his haggard visage, and beneath his tattered overcoat, were a pair of gold lamé trousers and a pair of red dancing shoes.

The only home he was missing was a Bollywood set or a disco-balled dancefloor.

What's this?