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Is that a Euphemism in Your Pocket?

In the past couple of phone conversations I've had with my darling baby sister, she's told me with much delight about getting her carpet cleaned, her furnace fixed, and her battery jumped (once by her neighbor, once by her husband).

And, apparently, she's getting laid as well.

Who knew life in suburban Ohio could be so fulfilling?