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Springfield's Not Far from Chicago

The Smoking Gun has ID'd Chicago's most infamous cap boy as a Notre Dame grad named Bartman.

Can't you see Bart Simpson, wearing a Cubs cap, writing "I will not reach for foul balls" 100 times on the chalkboard?

I figure he's having reconstructive surgery as I type. Poor darlin'.

Kidding aside, I think he's getting a bum rap. He may have cost the Cubs an out, but he didn't certainly lose the game for them.

How come nobody's screaming about Alex Gonzalez blowing an easy play? Or Farnsworth's cruddy pitching after Prior imploded?

Poor Cubbies -- fingers crossed they redeem themselves in Game 7.