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Deal Breakers

For some reason, I ended up emailing a friend stories about bathhouses today.

And in the spirit of Chris's show tomorrow night, I offer you a line that gave me enough pause to say, "Um, no thanks."

Several years ago, I was at some very classy club (name escapes me) in Houston, taking in a sauna and enjoying the view, as one does in such establishments. A nicely built gentleman, kinda bikerish (if bikers wore towels), came up along side and we started playing around a bit. A little while later he growls in my ear, "I'm gonna fuck you until you piss yourself."

I don't know why ... just didn't work for me.

Any winning lines that you've had to walk away from?