« Best. Wiener. Ever. | Main | Healthy Valentine's Day »

Matchmaker, Eh?

Okay all you Toronto readers. I have an adorable, sweet, little funster up there who needs a good 20-something straight boy to hang with. She's smart, sassy, viably employed and can almost hold her liquor as well as Larry. And she loves her Leafs and Raptors. Come on, you know you know somebody.

No freaks, please ... well, not overly freakish. If she wanted that she could just go hang out with my friends.

Please send viable candidates my way for screening. We have our standards, after all.