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NoBlo* (by just a block)

Connie was right ... 9 out of 10 smokers are more popular.

"Good evening Mr. UncleBob, and welcome to the Four Seasons. We've been expecting you, eh."**

Confirming that I'd be here for two nights, the lovely lady at registration informed me that I'd be in a very nice "superior, non-smoking queen room."

"Well you know, I've been a kinda bad queen lately," I confided. "Any chance you have a smoking room available, with a king bed? If not, that's fine, but I'd really like a smoking king room if it's not too much trouble. I've never been to this property, but you're always so good to me in Atlanta."

She clicked around a bit, searching for some closet to toss me in. "Well sir, it seems we do have a room on a smoking floor, and I'll give you a complimentary upgrade. Enjoy your stay."

Not only is my king-sized bed sweet, but it's in a suite. Dude.

Hey Philth, remember what happened last time I got upgraded to a 4S suite? Um, we will not be repeating that little fun fest.

* With apologies to Jer.
** Okay, I embellished the "eh." This time.