You're In Cookiejar
Those must have been some good cookies at one of the office lunch meetings today. So good in fact that they were impossible to put down. Even if you walked into the men's room to take a pee.
Yup, just walk up to the urinal, whip out your dick, say "Hi, Bob, how's your day?" and then put half the cookie in your mouth while you attend to your business.
I didn't stay to see if he'd wash the cookies crumbs off his hands. History has proven that he would't.
I work with some classy people.