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Baby Got Back

"Just put it on my back," the midget demanded.

And there she was, lugging a side of beef, on her 4-foot frame, down the sidewalks of Uruguay.

I screamed with horror delight.

The race is going to be amazing.

As long as Alison dies.

Next week, a "little" salsa. So.Very.Wrong.