Will Work for Rub

The good thing about staying after everyone leaves the office is that I get a lot done 'cause there are no interruptions. The bad thing is that I usually end up staying till all hours when I have things due the next day, so I get home late ... all jazzed up ('cause we drink the Diet Coke when we stay late) and feeling pumped because I actually got work done ... and I have to be back there in less than 8 hours. Ugh.

If I only could learn to get that productive buzz on in the morning and get out at a decent hour ... on a regular basis.

Or at least if I'm gonna come home late and wound up, there should be a strapping young masseur to help, um, take the edge off.