Perils of Assimilation

Who says British TV is often like watching cable access from Peoria?*

Tonight we have two, count 'em, TWO blockbusters competing against each other: Eurovision semi-finals on BBC and the launch of this season's Big Brother on Channel 4.

As Dame Judy so elegantly puts it in Hay Fever, "What are we to do? What are we to do?"

I guess it'll be watch Davina and her bump and tape our pal Paddy and his snarky remarks. The real show's the final on Saturday night anyway.

* Erm, I guess that would be me.