Monochromatic is the New Black

My socks are the the exact same color as my shirt today. Brown. I just reached into the dark sock drawer (the socks are dark, the drawer notsomuch) and pulled out a random pair. Lo and behold, exact same color as my shirt.

The only reason I find this notable is that I didn't realize I owned a pair of brown socks. I thought they were all black and blue (much like Sunday's souvenir — a painless blood blister on the side of my toe).

I feel like I have an unplanned Garanimals outfit on.

PS: Don't you just love an office party where the most tanked person is the boss?