Yup, Still Dead Then.

Ten years ago this weekend I was floating in an overpriced Provincetown pool, asking anyone who'd listen, "Who gets their miles?"

Ah well, it made us laugh at the time, and those who were not amused merely scowled and left us to our vodka-infused mourning. Much the same as Camila is doing today.

But let's not forget that it wasn't just Diana who perished a decade ago. Mother Theresa also died this weekend, but there was no moment of silence at Harrod's for her. Oh no.

Alas, I still wonder where we'd have gone if Frequent Flyer points were transferable. Can you imagine?