Ah, Comedy Leadership

People seems to be all upset we have a new cartoon mayor named Boris. I can't wait for Natasha to show up. And just think ... I might be able to marry a dog soon.

Argh.

Yeah yeah yeah, change is good. But this is kind of a joke, right?

All will be fine, I reckon. After all, I come from a country where a buffoon has been president for the past eight years and, if the Democrats don't consolidate their feces, will be led by an animatronic passed-his-sell-date chipmunk.

And then there's my hometown, a city where Jerry Springer was mayor. But that was before he was Jerry Springer — just some bloke who got busted for using prostitutes because he paid them with personal checks. 'Cause you know, if you're going to do something illegal, you might as well leave a paper trail.

Oh, wait. He did that before he was mayor and Cincinnatians elected him anyway.

Voters are smart.

Now then, where did I put those dog biscuits.